Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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