Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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