we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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