I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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