me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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