Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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