I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
my poor anus
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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