D3 body, D1 cock
1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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