So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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