I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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