After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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