well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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