I wannas sexs uuuuu
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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