How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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