She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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