Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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