with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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