eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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