Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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