sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
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