she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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