Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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