Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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