he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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