The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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