o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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