I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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