My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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