Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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