She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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