I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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