I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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