I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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