I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just high enough for therapy.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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