Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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