Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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