those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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