she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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