So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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