White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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