I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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