i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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