Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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