i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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