tell your sister to shave her snatch
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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