Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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