we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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