Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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