We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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