Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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